Here are the stories that caught our eye:
1. Gus made the EA cover…and yet we’ll be watching Glover fight Jon Jones next. Take Jones the distance and all you get is the fear of the Madden Curse.
2. Anderson Silva says he would leave the UFC if Uncle Dana tried to force him to retire. Yes, Anderson, that is, in fact, what you do in forced retirement.
3. With a history of steroid use in the past, Bigfoot Silva unfortunately failed another drug test thanks to elevated testosterone levels. How could the genetics that created Bigfoot fail to produce enough testosterone short of decreased production thanks to steroid abuse? Speaking of failed drug tests, how ‘bout that Doug Marshall of Bellator?
4. Shooto is promoting a man vs. woman fight in Brazil. So you mean some woman finally agreed to fight Cyborg?
1. One of my secret favorites, Hall & Oates, finally made it into the arbitrary and stupid Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
3. You better not sell boobie pillows within 1,000 feet of CA highways or do any of these things either.